witness

when i was in elementary school, we had (at 1st just one, then eventually 2) jehovah's witnesses kids. of course, no one had any clue what that that was about, including the teachers and administration who had to get their instructions via parental notes. anyway, what it meant to me, was that there was a kid sitting outside the classroom with his desk pulled out, just sitting there, while the rest of us ate cupcakes and cheetos inside. now i am not going to lie here, i was a pretty mean kid. i would easily make fun of these kids on any other day of the week, but i must posess some sort of soul, because on these holiday celebrations it really drove me nuts that they were excluded. so, i i would regularly excuse myself to the 'restroom' and bring them goodies. Never once did they ever reject my offerings. i just kind of 'dropped'm' and they were psyched. i felt the world was a better place for my breaking-the-law. FYI- i am still mean and think that that the jehovah witnesses are crazy.