Thursday, March 6, 2008
sniper
So, I am so intrigued by the bb sniper in the projects in front of my school, i decide today that i am going to solicit a shot in order to try to csi the shit. i go out, lurk a bit, case out all the pj windows (thinking that there will be one or two open ones aka: "clues". but gotdamn if not every single window in entire building was open, no green there and my taxpayer money flying out the windows) and stand still (he/she only shoots at stand stills). nuthin. walk back toward door. whoosh. bb right by my ear, hits door and bounces. police come, as usual they are too bored to care and nothing happens. 15 shots thus far, no investigation, no care. isn't that a bob marley song? i have a mtg tomorrow, but monday i am coming in camo with binoculars and i am solving this case.
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since you can't shoot back, which would be really cool, not really but, maybe you could offer a reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction/spanking of the perp. Before someone loses an eye, maybe you could start a public awareness campaign, have a poster contest or a bake sale to raise money for deflectors. Godspeed, Agent Retot.
bored police need to get stung in the arse with one of those things.
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